Contrary to what you might believe, having two dogs actually makes you lazier. For example, you might awake Saturday morning, ready for the day, spritely even. You sit on the couch to read a good book or drink your coffee, when not five minutes later two warm-blooded pillows prop you up like bookends, snuggle up tightly, and it is done. Everyone is fast asleep once again.
Someday soon I will finally wake up and realize my entire house is covered in dog hair.
And I will scream.