True friends get genuinely excited when you try on wedding dresses.
True friends chase you down the sidewalk with napkins to dry your overwhelmed and anxious tears.
But most importantly, true friends don’t care if you double dip in the sweet Thai chili sauce.
Occasionally, the right words escape me. Right now is one of those times, but let me try my best:
Today I danced, with fervor, in the true meaning of friendship.
Thanks to you all for making this seemingly imperfect day turn out so perfectly.
I love you forever and ever and ever. And ever.
Or at least until our faces get chewed off in the Zombie Apocalypse.